The Audit
His skin. His hair. The knee that became a personality trait. Six questions about him, with a score out of eighteen.
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With peptides.
A covert operations manual.
He has a gym membership. Spiritually.
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His skin. His hair. The knee that became a personality trait. Six questions about him, with a score out of eighteen.
Nine peptides, if they were on Hinge. Dating bios on the page. Evidence notes where you need them.
Call true or BS before you turn the page. Then find out who said all of that with her whole chest.
Conversation scripts, appointment notes and situationship bingo. “I’ll start Monday” is already a square.
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Six questions about his skin, hair, body, sleep, recovery and energy. Add the points for a situationship score out of eighteen. Find your verdict on the next page.
The PDF includes fillable choices and notes. Use a PDF reader that supports form fields, or print it. Add the audit points shown beside the answer positions to find your score.
It explains names and claims, with sources and questions to take to a clinician. The dating profiles are fictional. The score does not recommend a treatment.